
Lord knows, I don’t remember a single person’s face from Wednesday night’s action-spectacular at Neumos. All I remember is face-shredding prog, fantasy-metal from Wah Wah Exit Wound and the hazy smoke that surrounded the exceptionally costumed A Gun That Shoots Knives. Oh, and a lonely paper pteradactyl that fluttered above the crowd.
Well, my liver has decreased to its usual medium level of swollen, and I’m ready for another helping of Sound on the Sound Birthday Mayhem. And lucky for you and me, tonight is the capper of this excessive birthday week. The headliner of tonight’s event at The Blue Moon in the U-District is so amazingly, er, amazing, we’ve actually been contacted by the government and told not to reveal their names, in fear that their international fan base will actually riot and destroy Seattle. Just know though, you’re in for a treat from these mysterious Black Power Rangers.
And that’s not all, heavy rockers Vindaloo are reforming for one, magical night of deafening joy. Also killing it will be The Drug Purse and What What Now, whom I have no knowledge of, thus cannot regale you with their, obvious, many achievements.
Don’t miss this. You’ll be sad, and far, far too sober.