
This week’s track is by Owl City, the one man project by musician Adam Young. Yes, THE Adam Young. The song “Fireflies” comes from the Minnesota-based musicians’s latest release Ocean Eyes. It is currently the number one song on iTunes.
I’m having a hard time solidly digesting the assorted press I’ve found on the project. Let’s run through a few outside reviews so you can see what I mean. Here’s Jess Alatorre from indieshuffle.com:
“Owl City has been setting the web on fire.”
Hello, hyperbole! Good to see you so soon.
“Adam Young, sole musician of Owl City seems to have successfully appealed to the MySpace world.”
Seems? Jesus, take a stand. Did he or didn’t he? The problem with that word is that things aren’t always what they seem. Lemme give you an example. True story – a few years ago, a buddy of mine bought his mom a Christmas gift. “I found an ad for this neck massager,” he said, showing me the box that just arrived in the mail. Unfortunately, it was a vibrator. No, really. I swear to God. He found the ad in Parade magazine (that hotbed of senior citizen sexiness – they have a cartoon called Howard Huge, for Christ’s sake.) Sure, in the advertisement’s picture, the woman was using the device on the back of her neck. And she was smiling, probably in that “you know what this is really for” way. Except my pal didn’t pick up on it.
Out of mercy (and when I was finally out of laughter) I told him what he’d done. He was horrified and ended up getting her a gift certificate to Midas or some bullshit, but I always imagine what would have happened if I kept my yap shut. I can see the family gathered round the tree, clutching their mugs of egg nog, and my buddy presenting his gift by saying “Here’s something to help you relax mom.” Good thing his parents were divorced, as it’s pretty tacky to give a married woman a sex toy. Don’t matter if she’s under the mistletoe or not. Just. Plain. Wrong.
Anyhow, where was I? Oh, yeah – it may seem like Young has successfully appealed to the myspace crowd, but maybe… he’s just… you know… a… uh, vibrator. Hell, I even lost myself on that one. OK, ever forward we go.
Alatorre continues, “I’m going to be honest, I’m not the biggest fan, but it is worth offering these beats to the slightly more pop inclined.”
Such a benevolent blogger! Let’s get this guy a job at the soup kitchen. “Honestly, I’m not the biggest bologna sandwich fan, but I find they seem to appeal to the slightly more hunger inclined types that tend to frequent places like this particular Union Gospel Mission.”
“I think half of these songs offer an addictive electronic beat, with songs whose tunes echo in my head long after I take my headphones out.”
You think or it seems like you think?
“The lyrics try to be reflective, but most of the times they are just words, falling short of poetry.”
Yes, sometimes lyrics are just words. The music is sometimes just notes, too.
“This album might not be an artful masterpiece, but Adam Young has definitely positioned himself as an up and coming musician.”
Yes, it might not be an artful masterpiece. Or, it might. We’ll never know because you didn’t say. On the other hand, way to go with the use of “definitely.” Now put a bow on it and let’s go home:
“Ocean Eyes is best taken as a collection of poppy electronic songs to add a bounce to your step.”
True. If taken internally, it may cause some bleeding, hemmoraging, or cooties. Unless it’s in that sex toy iPod that’s sweeping the nation. Seriously, have you heard about these things? They’re called the OhMiBod, “the World’s First Wireless Music Vibrator.” Funny – it looks a lot like a neck massager. The OhMiBod should easily make number six on your list of “Top Ten Vibrators Not To Give Your Mom,” and number one if she’s a Rod Stewart fan. If you wanna know what it is, I’ll let the website explain it, because I sure as hell ain’t trying it out:
“OhMiBod is a sleek, sophisticated new generation of vibrator that combines elegance of design with the excitement of your favorite music. The audio enabled integrated microchip allows the OhMiBod ipod massager to vibrate to the beat and rhythm of your music while you listen. Measures 7 1/2″ long (5 1/2″ insertable) and 1″ in diameter. OhMiBod comes with an additional multi-speed endcap for use without an iPod or music player. It really is 2 products in one! Our motor provides strong yet quiet, intense rhythmic vibrations. With polished chrome detail and pearl white body this product is the ultimate iPod acsexsory!”
OhMiBod – for those times when it’s not enough to get a song stuck just in your head. Now let’s tastefully pan over yonder to see what the folks at The Album Project have to say about Owl City:
“Owl City sort of symbolizes every kid’s dream of making your own music in your room and somehow making it onto a major label. “
“Sort of.” Is the music making writers wishy washy or are they doing it on their own?
“On top of everything Owl City, or Adam Young, makes it seem a little too easy picking happy go lucky themes to lay on top of happy go lucky electronic music… “
So it would… SEEM. Look, I’m easily as guilty of a seem or two in my day, but these days “seems,” “sort/kind of” and other verbal acts of non-commitment litter the lexicon and make you wonder how we ever won a bunch of wars. Incidentally, how are we doing on our current global conflicts? Really? You don’t say!
“It’s hard to credit the lyrics for being anything other than mediocre…”
Well, seems like they fall short of poetry according to other sources.
“Basically If you’ve heard any of the songs and like them you should be buying this record, consequently, if you didn’t like any of the songs they are similar enough that there really isn’t anything for you here.”
My head hurts. Luckily, the internet is a big ol’ place full of diverse opinions, so we don’t need to rely on these clowns. Hell no! Here are some other reviews::
“I was struck by how much this band sounded like The Postal Service (a band I very much like). “ – Jeff Somogyi, The Somogyi Perspective
“[T]he blend of electronic beat and gentle vocals bears a striking resemblance to The Postal Service. “ –Kevin Chen, The Acronym
“Owl City’s sound is often compared to the Postal Service….” – Chris Ryan, rollingstone.com
“As soon as you start listening to the songs, you’ll immediately notice how much Owl City resembles Postal Service. “ – earmilk.com
“Owl City sounds a lot like The Postal Service…” – Andrew Miller, somethingawful.com
“Written and produced by Young, “Ocean Eyes” recalls the emotionally tinged electronica pioneered by the Postal Service” – Jill Menze, Billboard
“The main reason to dislike Owl City is because they are a Postal Service rip-off….” – Ben Westhoff, ocweekly.com
“So what distinguishes Owl City from The Postal Service? Truthfully, not much. “ – Kevin Chen, The Acronym (again)
“If you think Owl City sounds like a junior version of the Postal Service, you’re not alone. “ – Craig Rosen, Yahoo! Music
The diversity of opinion. We truly live in a great global age. Well, that’s enough out of me. See you next week