
Ah sweet Friday rolls around again and I’m tired of the work week and ready to dig on in to inexpensive whiskey and a healthy dollop of live music. I’m sure you feel the same, so I’ll get right to the goods:
FRIDAY:
KEXP Yuletide Benefit w/ Grand Archives, Shearwater, & Dutchess and The Duke @ Neumos
I’m not going to be attending this show, as I’ll be heading out on Saturday night to see Thao and crew. But, if you can’t make it to Saturday, I’d recommend coming out for this. I’ve seen Grand Archives too many times (don’t ask) to be able to clearly state my opinion on them, but know this, they’re a sunny bunch of bastards on stage. Dutchess and The Duke (a favorite of mine this year) put on one of the most inconsistent live shows I’ve ever seen, but there’s something truly charming about the duo (trio on stage). Shearwater is a black hole about which I know nothing about.
Police Teeth @ The Comet
For some reason, I blame Reverb Fest’s schedule, Police Teeth and Team Gina are paired in my mind. And yes I know, Team Gina plays hilarious girl-rap and Police Teeth play deconstructed punk rock, but they’re stuck there, holding hands like schoolyard lovers in my mind. Thus, when I saw they were playing at my favorite shithole The Comet, I thought, “Damn, Noah, you should recommend this shit.” So I am.
The Whoremoans @ Chop Suey
The new Whoremoans album is realllllyyyy good. And they’ve always been known to melt minds with their live show, so I say, guh-guh-go!
SATURDAY
KEXP Yuletide Benefit w/ Thao & The Get Down Stay Down, Shearwater, and Cancer Rising @ Neumos
Thao, sweet sweet Thao, how I love your live performance. Your silly little comments, your sheer bad-assness, I’m sorry I didn’t come out to see you when you played with Rachel Yamagata and some other lady, I thought the estrogen cloud floating over the crowd might have grown me boobs. But don’t you worry Thao, I’ve got a ticket to Saturday night, and I don’t care what kind of chemical cloud is floating over Neumos, I’ll be there.
Mos Def @ The Moore
Mos Def hasn’t put out a listenable album in like five years but I don’t care, he’s still the most loveable of underground rap icons. Blackstar pretty much, for better or worst, birthed my love of hip-hop and if I could afford the high price for this show I’d be in the front row pumping my fist and screaming like a gangster school girl.
SUNDAY
Holy Ghost Revival, The Pharmacy, and Wild Orchid Children @ Neumos
I like local music, I do really. And this show, according to the good folk at a paper I believe is called “The Stranger” claim that Holy Ghost Revival and The Pharmacy are former Seattle locals back from sojourns in various parts of the world. Hell, this “The Stranger” even hints that Harry Potter himself might have a thingy for the Holy Ghost Revival … that must mean they’re good … … nonetheless, The Pharmacy (back from Nah Or’leans) will rock your ugly face of and Wild Orchid Children seemingly are unable to stop touring ever. It’s Sunday night so I’ll probably be asleep in my highball by like seven thirty.
Enjoy your weekend. Just remember some hookers are only pretending they’re girls!
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