October 20, 2011

Recommendations: City Arts Fest on Friday

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Built to Spill ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

There are so many great options for Friday Night courtesy of City Arts, you’re bound to see a solid show basically no matter where you end up. Keep in mind that individual tickets are sold out for Ryan Adams, Shabazz Palaces and Pickwick, so you’ll need to have a wristband to be able to attend those shows.

Here’s our recommendations for Friday night.

Built to Spill at The Moore

Ancient Melodies of the Future. Has an album title ever so poetically expressed the sound of a band? I’m not sure one has. Built to Spill writes music with something for almost every rocker: stoners, indie-shoegazers, classic rock shedders, garage-dwellers. They’ve managed to take influences and make a sound completely their own and edging through its own evolution. You hear those melodies of the past, though their influences are hardly ancient, but Built to Spill always manages to live and sound more in the realm of the future. Their City Arts performance is their only stateside performance of 2011 and they are one of the most consistently excellent live bands making music today. I’ve seen them at least 10 times and have never wished I chose another show or set. (Abbey)

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Ryan Adams at Benaroya

I’m a voracious consumer of Seattle’s veritable buffet of local talent. With City Arts presenting its wares so beautifully, it feels almost sacrilege to go to a national act this weekend. There are few artists that could even tempt me away from Friday’s shows like Bryan John Appleby or Pickwick. One of those artists, however, is Ryan Adams. Steeped in heartbreak and dysfunction for most of his rambunctious career, Ryan Adams has proved himself to be a prolific songwriter, releasing records almost on top of one another, and ones that sound completely different one to the next. Shaking the image of a country’s new darling after his release of Heartbreaker in 2000, Adams has made a career of being unexpected, at turns inaccessible, and enormously talented. Adams writes songs that can range from abstract (“Two” is about painkillers, didn’t you know?), to jarringly honest (all of Love is Hell), to downright weird (“Halloweenhead”), and has brought along a raving fan base with each turn. After 2010′s record, a sci-fi metal departure called Orion, Adams has released Ashes and Fire, a return to his dirty guitar days. The supporting tour for Ashes and Fire has been hushed and private, with no photographers allowed, and very few recordings. I was able to listen to a recording of his show in Denver, and it was jarring in its beauty. New arrangements of songs from his whole, varied, emotive catalogue, and a gentler Adams than the stories of his belligerent stage antics portray. It could be argued that Adams has lost his edge with the change from his whiskey swilling, bottle throwing era, but he’s a man that bears up change radically and unselfconsciously, and we would be fools to miss out on what he’s offering now. (Kathleen)

Shabazz Palaces ::: photo by Josh Lovseth

Shabazz Palaces, Metal Chocolates at The Triple Door

“I’m free to be a slave to all these things I can’t escape…” – Shabazz Palaces on “Free Press and Curl”

Universal sentiment from a group that doesn’t write music for everyone. Hip-hop for those who live on a dystopian planet. ATLiens was supposed to extra-terrestial, and for its time I guess it was. However, if aliens do exist (shutup, the truth is out there), I promise you that Black Up would be only album they’d be listening to. The Greys, sitting around their coffee shops in a different galaxy, complaining about how they can’t bitch about the weather because they live in outer space. It’s a tough life being miscast in movies such as Independence Day and the ones that star Sigourney Weaver. Shabazz Palaces are on this earth to make music and serve as ambassadors to beings from different planets. I see you in the crowd, thinking that you comprehend the music that Shabazz Palaces are giving you. Gentle readers, they are communicating on a different realm…literally. Now give me that homemade mix drink that you smuggled in here. Metal Chocolates. I used to read this group’s name and think about the band Seaweed. Don’t ask me why. Then I heard it on KEXP one day and was like “Oh, this is hip-hop. How much are these yams?” Seriously, that’s exactly what I said because I was at a fruit stand and they were playing KEXP on their speakers. Fruit stands are cool like that. Support your local vendors. “Candy Store Controller” reminds me of these crazy dreams I used to have as a kid. I’m not going to go into them but let’s just say they involved Ginger Baker (the drummer from Cream) Latrobe, Pa. and the use of inhalants. I’d love to see Hallmark use this song for the during the next Valentine’s Day. Nothing says “I love you” like finger snaps, bon-bons and mescaline. What was that honey? Oh, that’s just my stereo. I close my eyes and I start hearing things…. (Phil)

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July 27, 2011

Dolorean, Quiet Life and Joseph Giant at The Tractor [photos]

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Dolorean ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

A couple weeks ago at a sparsely populated Tractor, I saw one of my favorite line-ups of the year: Joseph Giant, Quiet Life and Dolorean. Most of you missed it, but all three artists are playing local shows soon and I wanted to make sure you didn’t miss their next.

Dolorean: August 19th at Mississippi Studios in Portland and here in Seattle on August 27th with Pearly Gate Music and Ghosts I’ve Met at Columbia City Theater.

Quiet Life: Playing Pickathon next weekend and a slew of Portland dates including August 21st for a free show at Doug Fir and a MFNW show on September 10th at Bunk Bar with The Moondoggies and on September 11th with Dolorean at Romtoms.

Joseph Giant: September 1st with Gold Leaves and Kevin Murphy at The Crocodile. Reverb Fest October 8th and City Arts Fest October 21st with The Sons of Warren Oates, Smokey Brights and Bryan John Appleby.

Joseph Giant ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

Quiet Life ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

Quiet Life ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

Dolorean ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

July 27, 2011

City Arts Fest Announces Line-Up: Robyn, Ryan Adams, Built to Spill & More

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Robyn ::: photo by Josh Lovseth

 

 

City Arts Magazine has announced the line-up for their second annual City Arts Fest, held this October from the 20th to the 22nd, and once again they’ve shown an upstart music festival can compete with the big boys in terms of star power. Big name national and international acts include: Robyn, Built to Spill, Ozomotali, Blackalicious, Crystal Castles and Ryan Adams. And, much to our delight, City Arts has mined some of the best of the Northwest as openers and headliners on their own including: Pickwick, Allen Stone, Mudhoney, The Long Winters, Cataldo, Campfire OK, Fastbacks, Fences, Smokey Brights, Bryan John Appleby, Joseph Giant, Grand Hallway, Lemolo and more.

And it’s not just music, there’s lots of local artists: poets, authors, dancers, filmmakers and more are featured. We’re especially excited to see our favorite local poet Kate Lebo on the schedule as well as a show billed as an All-Star Replacement tribute.

The full, day-by-day schedule is below. Tickets go on sale next Friday, August 5th and 3-day wrist bands are $69.

What show are you most excited for?

October 20

ROBYN w/ special guest tba CRYSTAL CASTLES w/ Picture Plane, Crypts, Nightmare Fortress THE LONG WINTERS w/ Campfire OK, Cobirds Unite, Cataldo THE FELICE BROTHERS w/ special guests tba ALLEN STONE w/ Fly Moon Royalty CULTURE CLUB: Washington Film Works Event and Happy Hour SEATEETH: Premiere performance from Seattle’s Jose Bold (John Osebold of “Awesome”) POGO w/ That 1 Guy, Daydream Vacation CULTURE CLUB : Visual Art HORDE and the HAREM w/special guests THE COPS w/ Birthday Suits, Strong Killings CULTURE CLUB: Celebrity Karaoke HEDWIG and the ANGRY INCH: Movie Sing Along SCHOOL of ROCK: Laser Grunge Show

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July 15, 2011

Reverb Fest Announces Its Stellar Local Line-Up

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The Lonely H at ReverbFest 2009 ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

There was a time when local music festival season lasted from Sasquatch to Bumbershoot, a strictly spring and summer affair. But that time is no more. With two of our city’s print publications now hosting music festivals during October, festival season is just about all year long (with a quick winter break). But with a line-ups like Reverb Fest and City Arts Fest we’re not complaining.

Last night, the Seattle Weekly announced the 2011 line-up for Reverb Fest, their all-local, Ballard-based music fest. It features over 60 bands, including a bunch of Sound on the Sound favorites and some locals we’ve been meaning to catch but haven’t had the chance yet. Focused on the best new and current local offerings, Reverb is a diverse snap shot of what’s happening in Seattle.

Here’s who’ll be playing Reverb Fest this year, October 8th, all over Ballard Avenue. We’ve highlighted who we’re most excited to see, which to Reverb’s credit, is about half of the list.

BIG WHEEL STUNT SHOW / CALI GIRAFFES / CATALDO / CHARLES LEO GEBHARDT IV / COBIRDS UNITE / CORESPONDENTS / CURTAINS FOR YOU / DAVIDSON HART KINGSBERY / DON’T TALK TO THE COPS / DUDE YORK / FLY MOON ROYALTY / FURNITURE GIRLS / GHOSTS I’VE MET / GOLD LEAVES / GOLDEN BLONDES / GRAND HALLWAY / GROGGY BIKINI / GRYNCH / GUN OUTFIT / HOTELS / JAMES COATES / JOSEPH GIANT / KATIE KATE / KAYLEE COLE / KELLI SCHAEFER / KHINGZ / LAND OF PINES / LESS THAN EQUALS / MANIGUA / MARK PICKEREL / MASH HALL / MC TUFF / METAL CHOCOLATES / MUTINY FIRES / NEIGHBORS / NIGHTTRAIN / NODDY / PARTMAN PARTHORSE / PIPSISEWAH / PONY TIME / REBECCA ANN JOHNSTON / SANDRIDER / SEAPENNY / SHAPRECE / SIDE PONY / SONS OF WARREN OATES / SPINNING WHIPS / SPURM / STAG / STAY LOW / STEPHANIE / SUFFERING FUCKHEADS / SUMMER BABES / THADDILLAC / THE COPS / THE PHARMACY / THREE NINJAS / TOM PRICE DESERT CLASSIC / TOMTEN / VIRGIN ISLANDS / WITCH GARDENS / WITCHBURN / YARN OWL / YOU.MAY.DIE.IN.THE.DESERT

July 12, 2011

The 5th (Sorta Semi-Annual) Slack Fest

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American Girls at Slack Fest 2011 ::: Photo by Abbey Simmons

How do you get a eight of Seattle’s best rock bands all on the same bill on the same day? You take them to Stanwood. Stanwood? Yes, Stanwood. Far enough from anywhere to trigger a proximity clause problems, but close enough to where it can still be just a day trip.

It’s long after midnight as I stare into a bonfire I’d seen brought to life by an honest-to-god flamethrower. To my right, two fellows are vigorously debating the veracity of ones claim of the largest number of unidentified flying objects to have been seen at a time. “Fifteen?” “Fifteen.” “Fifteen?” “I’m telling you! Fifteen!” Off to my left in the beer garden, the kegs are finally being retired though the music on stage has been done for hours. Just behind me, Moondoggie Jon Pontrello has started up the music again by the bonfire, quietly passing the guitar and banjo around. As he finishes a song, he changes position and loses balance, tumbling backwards into a bed of discarded Rainier cans. Righting himself, he doesn’t miss a beat and immediately begins another song. Now that “Stripper Pole Chris” has given up on his megaphone-led version “Flea Fly Flow Mosquito!” and self-promotional public service announcements about an upcoming race at the mud track, quiet is finally setting in at the Slime Dog Raceway, home to the 5th semi-annual Slack Fest.

The day kicked off at the center of the raceway under sunny skies with part-time Seattlite Jack Wilson sounding as good as I’ve ever heard him. Lately Jack’s been pursuing his craft in Austin, and the town Willie calls home has obviously been sinking in. The Golden Blondes, made up of no actual blondes, launched us into the electric portion of the Fest with some hangover humor, a fitting topic for a Rainier-fueled afternoon. Joined by their band dog, Whalebones stepped on the flatbed stage just as the heat of the day was beginning to make me regret my choice of a black t-shirt (worn in solidarity with Don Slack who seems to have a different black band t-shirt for every day of the year) and making others head for the swimming nook in the shade right alongside the Stilaguamish River. Joseph Giant, now seven men strong, found frontman Joe Syverson at the helm of a group no longer just playing songs, but making music that stands outside of anything else being done in the Northwest. This kind of a mature take on pop that’s both inventive and works simply is hard to find anywhere right now (though Stephen Merritt might have you thinking otherwise).

Wait, let me back up. Yes, you heard me right. Swimming nook. And going back to your tent as you please. Instead of legions of perimeter security with orders to only say “No” to every question, adults were treated as adults. Much like sibling festival Doe Bay Fest (who is put on by the same people, Artist Home Booking), Slack Fest attendees were allowed to come and go as they pleased to a directly adjacent camping area where we had setup a tent less than 100 yards from the stage. With most people were half the distance we were, to take a youngster (or yourself) back for a nap or spot of shade was as trivial as it should always be for an all day event like this. Though we are a sun-starved people in the Northwest, a full day in unsheltered sun is still probably more than most people want or are prepared to endure and the close and open campsite offered much needed shade and respite for Rainier naps.

Though every band played hard, My Goodness was unquestionably the band that turned the most heads. “How can this be just two people?” was the oft repeated question. Still making a name for themselves, Slack Fest was an unusual opportunity for them (and every other band) to do just that in front of some of our area’s current most notable bands, as well as the music fans die-hard enough to make the short trek north. Earlier this year for City Arts Best new Bands Poll, where they were tied for #3 with Ravenna Woods, behind the Head and the Heart (#1) and Campfire OK (#2), I wrote that My Goodness has “become the standard against which I’m measuring everyone else doing rock in Seattle.” Six months into 2011, a stellar debut release, and Slack Fest to influence me has done nothing to change my feeling on that. They’ve set a new pace and are keeping it.

As the light begins to turn golden, American Girls are the next best thing to Tom Petty himself. Overlooking the flatbed truck stage an American Flag unfurls with the wind. Two bald eagles soared overhead. Everything about it screamed ALL-AMERICAN. Surely, Tom Petty songs were made for exactly this moment.

If anywhere was the place to draw out your solo’s Slack Fest is that place, and headliners The Maldives and The Moondoggies obliged that sentiment mightily. Though they’ve got a whole new record practically in the bag, The Maldives pulled out just about every old long-burner they had. “The Time Is Right Now,” “Blood Relations,” and “Blood on the Highway” all got the Slack treatment. The Moondoggies capped the night with a foot-stompin’ dance-party at the foot of the flatbed that would eventually overflow over the fence of the beer garden. As headliners they had the freedom to do as Moondoggies do and play until they get shut down, and starting out with a slew of new songs built with an augmented lineup, they did just that from sunset into the moonlight, the race track and stage lit only by the blinking of the kid controlled stoplight overlooking the starting line. With the aforementioned Pontrello now a capable second on rhythm guitar, birthday boy Kevin Murphy is free to do what he does best. Instead of sneaking in hooks where he has the time, he’s now weaving hook into hook into hook.

It’s not a stretch to say that actually embodied in the laid-back, hard rocking spirit of Slack Fest is it’s namesake, inspiration and MC, Don Slack himself. Aside from his duties at KEXP, Don is a die-hard supporter of local music, so much so that you will see him out until the sun comes up night-after-night. He lives his support for his favorite bands, often making appearances at multiple shows a night to spread his love. Not because he’s obligated to be there by any of the band’s he loves so much, but because among the action is where he wants to be. These are those bands. A band is a moment, and Don Slack lives to appreciate each moment. Slack Fest was the living, breathing, head-banging, dancing, whiskey swilling incarnation of that moment for us all. It might make the next morning a little rough, but it made for one hell of a party.

Slack Heaven

Slack and his Truck with the Moondoggies ::: Photo by Josh Lovseth

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July 6, 2011

Win Tickets to Slack Fest, See The Moondoggies, My Goodness, The Maldives & More

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The Maldives at Slack Fest ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

[COI alert: Slack Fest has paid me to help with press, but as you can tell by the line-up I'd be excited for and writing about Slack Fest were that not the case.]

Rock’n'Roll festivals and racetracks don’t have the best, um, track record.

But unlike Altamont, which Jerry Garcia described as “a nice day in hell,” Slack Fest promises to be 100% less stabby and it has all the makings for the party of the summer. With a forecast of 70 degrees and sunny, eight of the best local rock bands scheduled to take the flatbed truck stage, the promise of after-hours bonfire jams and a few kegs of Vitamin R — Slack Fest is worth taking the rock’n'roll on a race track risk. Featuring sets from local favorites The Moondoggies, The Maldives, My Goodness, Joseph Giant, Whalebones, Golden Blondes, Jack Wilson and a sure to be raucous sing along to American Girls, all in a way you’ve never seen them before (unless you caught The ‘Doggies and the ‘Dives at the last Slack Fest) — this is a day you’ll be spending all summer trying to remember.

Two lucky readers and their friends will be catching Slack Fest this Saturday for free. Just leave a comment and we’ll pick a lucky winner at noon on Thursday.

June 1, 2011

The Return of Slack Fest with The Moondoggies, My Goodness and More

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A short drive north of Everett, among unmowed fields and farmland, nestled by the Stillaguamish River, lies Slime Dog Raceway. The river has a current, but in the hot summer sun is a true escape. The dirt track circle feels small for cars to be racing around at any speed as you walk inside of it. You wonder whether the weathered house right up along side one edge of the track has ever sustained any direct hits. With a the flatbed of a semi-truck serving as a stage situated on turn four, this is the setting for Don Slack’s local rock & roll campout, Slack Fest.

In years past Slack Fest was Don’s chance to gather a few of his favorite bands and lots of friends for a no-rules, no-strings-attached, invite-only shindig. Though Doe Bay Fest temporarily took the place of Slack Fest the last few years, this year the team who brought you Doe Bay has taken on reviving Slack Fest as a showcase for local rock, Don’s way.

For his day of fun, happening this year on July 9th, Don has already collected a bevy of the Northwest’s finest guitar slingers. In My Goodness he taps Seattle’s latest head-banging head-turner, and in American Girls (formerly Petty Party) he recruits the party band of 2011. With more bands to be announced and every band on this bill already Sound on the Sound approved, as far as we’re concerned this is a weekend to black out on the calendar already.

Slack Fest 2011 July 9th, 2011 at the Slime Dog Raceway Stanwood, WA

Featuring… The Moondoggies The Maldives Whalebones American Girls The Golden Blondes My Goodness Joseph Giant Jack Wilson

Tickets and camping are on Sale Tuesday May 10th online via Brown Paper Tickets starting at 9am. (Tickets $25 / Camping $10)

As something special this year the morning after the fest, we’ll be able nurse our hangovers the Stanwood way by sitting on the sidelines of Slime Dog for a special set of races.

The Maldives at Slack Fest 2008

May 24, 2011

So You’re Not Going to Sasquatch? Go to Folklife Instead

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So, you’re not going to Sasquatch? That doesn’t mean you can’t attend an awesome local music festival. For free. While Sasquatch has become the Northwest music festival synonymous with Memorial Day Weekend, it’s not the original. That would be Folklife Festival, who will be celebrating 40 years this holiday weekend.

To celebrate the big anniversary, the free multi-cultura festivall has a stellar local music line-up featuring some of our favorites. Bands you wouldn’t be surprised to see playing Sasquatch, in fact. (And at least one name who is playing both.) Here’s just a tiny sample of what’s happening at Folklife this weekend musically, but be sure to check out the full music schedule.

Friday May 27:

Ravenna Woods – 7pm as part of the Folk Redefined Showcase, Indie Roots Stage Wheedle’s Groove – 7pm as part of the Friday Night Funk Party, Mural Amphitheater

Saturday May 28

Gabriel Mintz – 1:40pm, Indie Roots Stage Shana Cleavland & the Sand Castles – 1:55pm, Folklife Cafe Stage Karl Blau – 2:40, Folklife Cafe Stage Cahalen Morrison and Eli West – 4pm as part of the American Standard Time Showcase, Indie Roots Stage Hobosexual – 5:30pm, Vera Project LAKE, The Curious Mystery – 7pm as part of the Independent Thinking: K Records, Indie Roots Stage

Sunday May 29

Pickwick, Shenandoah Davis – 12pm as part of the Ball of Wax Showcase, Indie Roots Stage Joseph Giant – 4:45pm, Indie Roots Stage Bryan John Appleby – 5:30pm, Indie Roots Stage NighTraiN – 6:45pm, Vera Project Weinland – 7:00pm as part of the PDXperimental Folk Showcase, Indie Roots Stage

Monday May 30

Watch It Sparkle – 5pm, Vera Project Yuni in Taxco, Hoarde and the Harem – 5 to 7pm as part of the Think Local, Act Indie Showcase, Indie Roots Stage

While the Fest is free, be sure to drop $10 or $20 in the donation jar, it’s certainly not free to put on and you’d be paying lots more to see the same caliber of local musicians if you were at The Gorge.

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May 2, 2011

My Most Played: April 2011

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Fleet Foxes- Helplessness Blues Quiet LifeBig Green Grand HallwayWinter Creatures Stephen Nielsen – Four Songs Gold Leaves Curtains For You – “What Good Am I To You Now?” Mavis Staples with Jeff Tweedy – “You Are Not Alone” Zoe Muth and The Lost High Rollers – Starlight Hotel My GoodnessMy Goodness Damien JuradoLive From Landlocked Jerry Garcia – Garcia (Side A) Sister Rosetta Tharpe – “Up Above My Head” (and every YouTube video I could find) Le Sang Song - Le Sang Song Nirvana – Hormoaning Posse Neil Young and Crazy Horse – Everyone Knows This is Nowhere WhalebonesWhalebones Pickwick – Myths Vol I, II & III The Rain Don’t Fall On Me – Country Blues (1927-1952) Joseph GiantJoseph Giant

 

Cave Country/No Surprise (double video) from Quiet Life on Vimeo.

April 29, 2011

Friday Night Was Meant For Music

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Capsule, the complete opposite of Rick Ross

Tonight. You escape whatever droll existence you have tied yourself down to unnecessarily and you embrace a night that is filled with music.  Some of you will dance. Some of you will tambourine. Some of you will thrash. The rest of you will cower in your abodes, fixated on television programs, a deceased author or an intense game of “words with friends” on your smartphone. The following is for the brave:

Capsule, Owen Hart, Ghostlimb, Heiress and Tempest at the Black Lodge. Show starts at 8pm. Tickets are $5 – This is probably my “show of the night”. I came across Capsule a few years ago by accident. I can’t remember what website I was reading but a Capsule record review appeared in my line of vision. I saw they had put out an album on Robotic Empire Records. I’m willing to give any band on Robotic Empire a chance. I bought the Blue vinyl/compact disc package while was I at Amoeba Music in San Francisco when I was on a past tour. I proceeded to annoy everyone involved with that tour with my incessant demands of playing Capsule’s record. They are my favorite band currently on the Robotic Empire roster. They play a highly cerebral form of math-tech hardcore (fun with making up genres). Crazy guitar tuning with chords that I haven’t been able to figure out yet and a drummer that has no “off” switch. I’m slowly getting acquainted with Capsule’s newest release, No Ghost. It’s has a different feel than Blue (probably the result of a lineup change) but that doesn’t mean it rocks any less. “Small Caps”, “Outline” and “World Citizen” can hold their own with any great track on their previous album.

A long time ago I was asleep on the couch in my parent’s basement before school got started and my sister ran downstairs to tell me that Owen Hart (the wrestler) was dead. I was livid in the most sleepy way possible. My anger didn’t come from the fact that Owen Hart was dead, it was because my sister had woken me up. I skipped school that day to mourn the loss of my least favorite member of a possibly fictional wrestling family. Unfortunately for me, I’ve had a similar reaction to the band Owen Hart for far too long. I have been asleep and missing out on a delightfully evil creation. This kind of crust-metal brings me back to my childhood where every band had a one goal in mind, being the musical equivalent of Beelzebub eating a baby wrapped in a burrito. “Is there any way we can make this riff sound like Stalin is playing the role of train conductor and he has thousands of nuns tied to train tracks?” Success. Listen to “44 Black” and spill hot coffee all over your new jeans. You don’t care. You only wear black. This song rules.

Joseph Giant, Pearly Gate Music, Jared Mees and the Grown Children and The Soft Hills at the Comet. Show starts at 9pm. Tickets are $7 - Joseph Giant means “big sound,”  at least that’s what it means to me. You can listen to the bandcamp, facebook and myspace sounds all you want, but you will need to witness it in person to become a believer. Punk rocker now turned indie twangist, don’t sound so shocked Mr. Giant! Don’t you know there is no escaping fate? What do you think is going to happen to all those musicians playing tonight’s Black Lodge show? Shredding has a relatively short shelf life, brah. I have three words for you Joseph, and they sound like Sesame Street commands. “Up, Down and Out,” my friend. I really like that tune and I think our gentle readers would as well. Play it. Don’t forget about your other songs, we like those too. I have heard from trusted sources that Jared Mees puts on a good live show as well. I guess there is only one way to find out…

Thunderbird Motel at the White Rabbit. Show starts at 9pm. Tickets are $3 - This band is fucking terrible. This band is also one of the most fun bands in Seattle. This means not only have I started three consecutive sentences with the word “this,” it also means that this will probably be the most fun, happy-go-lucky show that occurs all evening.

My dream bill for the evening, in no particular order: Capsule, Owen Hart, Joseph Giant and Thunderbird Motel all at the White Rabbit. Why did I choose the White Rabbit? I just think it would be uncomfortably crowded, therefore, adding to the hilarity of this fictional concert. Attention Seattle bookers, can someone please come up with a bill that makes no sense like this one? Thanks.