January 11, 2011

My 2010: In One Ear and Out The Other (the “Live” show)

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Baroness at Bumbershoot ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

Ladies and Gentlemen, hold on to your hats, this is for all the marbles….

“You’re Not From Around Here…Are You?” – Best Live Performance By A Touring Act

Winner(s): Goodie Mob. Coalesce. Baroness. Almost Winner(s): Jay Electronica.

Judging by the fact that I have multiple winners listed, this was a difficult decision to make. Goodie Mob gave me a reason to believe in the concept of “reunion tours” again. I graduated from the school of thought where if you break up once, you should probably stay separated. Unless you’re a fan of daytime television or have the desire to construct a Greek tragedy in which you are the star, it’s probably in the best interest of all parties involved. This Goodie Mob tour could’ve went a lot like a Naughty By Nature (who?) reunion tour. But it didn’t. Big Gipp rocking a bullet proof vest in tongue and cheek fashion. Cee-Lo playing the part of the big bad wolf by blowing the “house” down with his vocals. It was a thing of beauty. Coalesce took a decade of mockery by yours truly and shoved it down my throat and into the pit of my stomach. I’m still removing the crow from my teeth and the show happened back in May. Baroness may be the crown jewel of this trio. They braved the elements. an unfavorable set-time (competing with lots of other acts at Bumbershoot) and still came out as the undeniable kings of the mountain. They literally destroyed generations of people. Never have I seen someone who isn’t old enough to know the mathematical concept of “multiplication” rock out so hard. They performed with a precision and charisma that was unmatched in the calendar year of 2010. Kudos to them. On the other hand….

The Thermals at Bumbershoot ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

“Who Are You Boning For Your Success?” Worst Live Performance By A “Touring” Band

Winner: Free Energy. Almost Winner: The Thermals.

For as long as Free Energy are in existence, this is their award to lose. The kings of pomp. How many Mick Jagger “How To Be A Frontman” VHS tapes can we watch in one night? No. Let’s choreograph the moves we see in RockBand.  Maybe if we wear makeup, people like us more? Suddenly we’re opening for a souless, cowardly Weezer. Go figure. The Thermals are a band that I enjoy, at times. Here’s where I utter the predictable “I like the first album, but that’s it” go-to critic line. I saw them in the KEXP Bumbershoot Lounge or what have you. Easily one of the most boring, uninspired performances I’ve ever seen. Billy Corgan is looking in the mirror, shining his bald head and mocking toasting this display of live mediocrity. Well done. The well-trained people in the audience clapped after every song. Why? Was it because it was live radio and that was your job as a studio audience? Sheep. I wanted to “boo” and maybe “hiss.” Tomatoes would have been heaved in the Thermals general direction. There is the possibility that the Thermals were saving their passion for the Broad Street Stage later on that tonight. That’s not a legit excuse in my opinion.

Drew Grow and the Pastors’ Wives ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

“‘It’s Getting Better All The Time…’No Seriously Your Band Is Like That Beatles Song…” Live Show Award.

Winner: Drew Grow and the Pastor’s Wives. Almost Winner(s): What What Now.

I’m just stating the facts. Every time I see Drew Grow and the Pastor’s Wives, they are better than the time before…and they are always really good. After the first four or five times this happened, I was shocked. Now this is just something I expect. It’s too bad for them, they’re fucked by their own greatness.  Sooner or later I fully expect Drew Grow to utter this in the middle of a live performance: “While all of you had your eyes closed during It All Comes Right, Seth and Jeremiah have built a spaceship out of your adoration. Look around you. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently floating in space…I’m not kidding.” I wouldn’t be surprised in the slightest. In fact, I demand that this happens the next time I see them. Don’t mind me. I’m a first child. We’re the spoiled ones.

See the rest of Phil’s live favorites (and least favorites) after the jump… (more…)

December 27, 2010

My 2010: In One Ear and Out the Other (Songs)

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Unnatural Helpers ::: photo by Josh Lovseth

Hey, you remember that time that Kanye West put out his first decent album since College Dropout and received a perfect rating from Pitchfork? Wasn’t that crazy? Or what about that time that the Arcade Fire put out their least memorable studio album to date and ended up on everyone’s “Best Records of 2010″ list? Wasn’t that kind of weird? Have you ever seen a pre-school child eat those goldfish cracker snacks? They devour them. You could drop them on the on a public bathroom floor and those kids would not blink. They have one goal in mind and that is to put those little golden crackers into their stomachs. I like fishes because they’re so delicious. Gotta go fishing. Music reviewers can be the same way. An artist they love can do no wrong. Ever. Before the goldfish album drops, the music critic has already decided to eat it up. What else can they do? Judge it for what it is? No way. That’s wasting food blogosphere credibility. Why think, when you can GroupThink?

This is not really a “Best of 2010″ list. Most of the music I continue to enjoy is rarely released within the current calendar year. Ever since I was a youth, I have let albums find me. Rarely do I go seek an album out. It’s a blessing and a curse. For instance, I still have not heard the National’s High Violet. I like the National’s past releases a great deal, why am I being so sluggish in giving their latest effort a listen? I don’t have an answer for that. I just know that when the time is right, I’ll have that record and hopefully enjoy it. The following couple hundred words is just a list that relates to individual songs. I’ll post additional lists that reference albums, live performances and moments that you may have missed during the past year. Actually it’s more of an awards show without live video. Maybe next year.

Local Song of the Year: “Sunshine/Pretty Girls” by the Unnatural Helpers

I know what you’re thinking, “How the hell did this song win ‘Local Song of the Year’?” I’ll tell you how. At first, I hated this song. I thought that a handful of kids that got rejected from Seattle’s School of Rock could probably craft a better tune. It’s got three chords, barely. If the lyrics were written on anything besides a two day old pizza box it would be a travesty. Everything about this song screams “novice” and “Hey, want to listen to the band I played in during high school?” However, this song rules and your high school band sucked. I can listen to this song anytime, anywhere. It has not left my head or I-Pods (plural, bitches) since I got over my initial disdain for it. Let’s dim the lights and get sensitive for a moment. The song’s subject matter of “sunshine” and “pretty girls” happens to be my two favorite things on Earth! Incredible! The author pretends not to care about them and that’s fine he can let the listener do that for him. This song is about vanity, stubbornness and fun. Incidentally, those are the only three personality traits I have. Winner.

Other local songs that I love that could have won this award:

“Simple Fates” by Ravenna Woods * “All the King’s Men” by Hounds of the Wild Hunt * “Bobby O” by What What Now * “Capital 5…” by Shabazz Palaces * “Break Bread” by Baltic Cousins * “Poisonous Witchball” by Lesbian* “I Want You To Come Home Now” by Drew Grow and the Pastor’s Wives * “Gasoline Rainbows (Jesus Is a Blackman)” by Wild Orchid Children * “Whale Song” by Lemolo * “Rivers and Roads” by the Head and the Heart * “My Oh My” by Macklemore “Floorplan” by Youth Rescue Mission * “Emerald City Dollar Bin” by Partman Parthouse

Any song that is going to appear on the upcoming Helms Alee album. If I knew the names I guarantee you that at least one song would be listed here.

My five favorite songs of 2010 that were not released this year (But I heard them for the first time this year):

“In My Wake, For My Own” by Coalesce * “Salt” by Portugal. The Man * “Victory Is In My Clutches” by Jay Electronica * “So You Wanna Be A Superhero” by Carissa’s Wierd “Freeze Me” by Young Dro f. T.I and Gucci Mane

September 13, 2010

Bumbershooting: Jay Electronica

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Jay Electronica ::: photo by Josh Lovseth

There can be only one.

As far I’m concerned, there was only one MC that played Bumbershoot this year. He came, he saw and he conquered. When the bloodshed had ceased and the smoke had cleared, there was a single flag stuck in the ground in the middle of the battlefield. Waving in the wind, the coat of arms read Jay Electronica.

The first noticeable difference between Jay Electronica and other performers is that he let the anticipation of his first song build more than the rest.  There was an almost a 3-minute window from when he took the stage to his introduction music to when he actually launched into a song. Most of those 180 seconds were spent hyping up the crowd and explaining who he was. I got a good sense that most of the audience was there on word of mouth and not established fandom. I want to say that Jay Electronica went right into “Victory Is In My Clutches” but I’m not certain. Whatever song it was, the crowd was jumping off. He already baited us with positive rapport, a hustler knows the deal is done long before the initial handshake. This transaction took place without most of the audience knowing who he was. Were any of you taking notes while this was taking place? You know I was.

This is the point of the review where I’m supposed to say that Jay Electronica tore through his set leaving no survivors in his wake. That didn’t happen. Jay would start one of his songs with his usual menacing wordplay and continue through the composition until it was about half way finished. It was then he’d tell his DJ to kill the music so he could go accapella. Ladies and gentlemen, do you know how difficult it is to recite rhymes of this caliber without music or any kind of back-beat to speak of? It’s not easy to get on-stage and perform, let alone do what this man was doing. He practically did it for every single song. At first, I thought it killed the momentum he created during his performance of the song. Then I had an epiphany and realized that Jay Electronica is showing out right now. He’s that 5-year-old precocious kid that knows he’s smarter than all the other kindergartners and he wants to take this opportunity to prove it. Whether it was his own original songs or tributes to other artists, Jay Electronica did it time and time again.

“Dimethyltriptamine” got a warm reception from the crowd for its subject matter. When you listen to the song it’s hard to believe that he wrote all those lyrics while under the influence of the songs’ title. The lyrics are heavy on conspiracy and political imagery with random themes thrown in there (Transformers, Lasik Eye Surgery and Erykah Badu’s “Tyrone”). Like much of Jay Electronica’s subject matter, it’s hard-hitting stuff. Songs like “Something to Hold Onto” and “The Levees Broke” are much more social in their commentary and observation but just as captivating, if not more so.

Jay Electronica also payed homage to the late, great “Mr. Everything” J. Dilla. Electronica’s DJ (whose name escapes me unfortunately) is a protege of J. Dilla and Electronica used a majority of J. Dilla’s beats during the earlier stages of his career. Jay Electronica is also a fan of another indie hip-hop legend MF Doom. During the set Electronica brought up a fan who was donning the MF Doom mask. He also brought up another 30 or so fans to join him on stage at one point during his set. They’ll be more on that later. Not limiting his praise to independant hip-hop legends, Jay Electronica also covered Nas’ “The World Is Yours.” Nas is a former tourmate of Jay Electronica and he also let Electronica guest produce the opening track off of his Untitled album.

There were two unique moments during the set that elicited a somewhat polarized response from the audience. I made brief mention of one of the two instances earlier when I said Jay Electronica invited a multitude of fans on-stage. The fans were allowed to dance and have fun as long as they kept an open path from the turntables to the front of the stage.  Jay even passed the microphone to a young MC (literally, a child) and let him flow over one of his beats for a matter of minutes. I couldn’t catch the young man’s name or his Facebook address, he was so pumped on adrenaline that he crammed a few sentences into one long unidentifiable quote. You can’t blame him. It’s not easy getting on-stage, let alone free-styling in the middle of a supernova like Jay Electronica.

The other unique moment was not so celebratory. I can only describe it as a “loosening of the collar” moment. Sheesh, is it getting hot in here or is it just me? Between one of the songs Jay Electronica decided to initiate a dialogue between himself and the crowd. He  asked the audience if women liked getting choked during sex. It was during this line of questioning I was envisioning my “Negro Escape Route.” Just like any obvious minority knows, if one of is guilty, then all of you are guilty. I took the question as lighthearted, tongue and cheek banter but I knew there were people in the audience that took the remarks as offensive. Seattle isn’t as laid back as it pretends to be, especially not at Bumbershoot. Jay Electronica doesn’t know about the extreme political correctness of the Pacific-Northwest. I’m not defending or condemning the remarks, I just think it would’ve been more appropriate to have that conversation at Neumo’s then at Bumbershoot. Then again, everything is more appropriate at Neumo’s than at Bumbershoot.

All in all, Jay Electronica was in my top three sets of Bumbershoot 2010. My only gripe with him is that I hate his name. It’s not a bad name, it’s just that the moniker doesn’t do him justice. Whenever you see the letter “J” or the word “Jay” and it the subject is hip-hop, I don’t need to remind you who owns those rights. “Electronica” is a type of music that doesn’t have anything to do with what Jay Electronica does. I seriously think the New Orleans native should heed my advice and use a Highlander reference for his name. Because when he drops the mic on the ground and walks out of view, you’ll be thinking what I’ve been saying all along. There is only one.

Jay Electronica ::: photo by Abbey Simmons

Jay Electronica ::: photo by Josh Lovseth

September 9, 2010

Bumbershooting – Day Two

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Jay Electronica Crowd ::: Photo by Abbey Simmons

Day two of Bumbershoot was all about dualities for us. We bounced back and forth between impassioned sets from folk troubadours such as Billy Bragg, Dave Bazan and Horse Feathers and hip hop sets from Fresh Espresso and Jay Electronica that brought some serious swagger to the festival. Here’s the photographic proof.

Fences KEXP Session ::: Photo by Abbey Simmons

Unnatural Helpers ::: Photo by Josh Lovseth

Horse Feathers ::: Photo by Josh Lovseth

Mural Amphitheater ::: Photo by Josh Lovseth

See more photos from Day Two ….

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